Dreaming of Sentinels

Jokes

* Why did the bee get married? Because she found her honey.
* Why can’t the leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
* What kind of jacket does an octopus wear? An army jacket.
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* What sort of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
* I was told I needed to stop acting like a flamingo... So I put my foot down.

Jokes

* What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts.
* Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing.
* Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll.
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* What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
* Where do cows go on Friday nights? The mooovies.
* How do you make a baby snake cry? Take away its rattle.
* What do you call a chicken that makes jokes? A comedihen.

Jokes

* Where can you buy soup in bulk? The stock market.
* What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
* Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs.
* Sea monsters have been known to eat what? Fish and ships.
* What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
* What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
* How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

Jokes.

* What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
* What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
* Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
* How do you follow a book? You track their footnotes.
* Why are astronauts so clean? They take meteor showers.

Jokes
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* What does a house wear? Address!
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* What did one wall say to the other? "I' meet you at the corner."
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* Why is grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.
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* What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
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* Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food.

Smile
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* Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand shops.


These jokes are so dumb, but it made me smile.

Blair: If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Simon: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Brown to Rafe: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Connor: The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Joel: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Jim at a party: There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Simon: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Blair: Don't take life too seriously; you don't get out alive.
Rafe: Cover your stump before you hump
Blair: Dude We Totally Forgot Our Slogan!
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The Mighty Fine Prick 3: I'm In An Abyss
by PattRose

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