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If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn’t hire stupid people.
The other day I asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; they’ll never expect it back.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn’t hire stupid people.
The other day I asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; they’ll never expect it back.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
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Date: 2026-04-08 07:41 am (UTC)