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* Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.
* What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
* What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish.
* What’s the difference between ducks and dine-and-dashers? Ducks take care of their bills.
* I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said “Narnia business.”
* What's the difference in an alligator and a crocodile? You’ll see one later and one in a while.
* I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
* Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.
* What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
* What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish.
* What’s the difference between ducks and dine-and-dashers? Ducks take care of their bills.
* I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said “Narnia business.”
* What's the difference in an alligator and a crocodile? You’ll see one later and one in a while.
* I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
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Date: 2026-04-26 11:32 am (UTC)