Quotes

Apr. 25th, 2026 11:18 pm
pattrose: Tarlan. (Gay pride 2)
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1. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep pressing the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown
2. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell
3. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown
4. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
5. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
6. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

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Apr. 18th, 2026 08:24 pm
pattrose: Sun (Default)
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1. “A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.” – Mark Twain
2. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome
3. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen
4. “The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
5. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep pressing the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown

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Apr. 17th, 2026 12:28 am
pattrose: (Found)
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The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

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Apr. 14th, 2026 12:01 am
pattrose: (Good Omens1)
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I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We laughed and laughed. Anyway, I start at Apple next week.” – Unknown

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Apr. 11th, 2026 09:17 pm
pattrose: (Horse2)
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1. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” – Henry Ford
2. “You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.” – Unknown
3. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
4. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown
5. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen

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Apr. 8th, 2026 12:10 am
pattrose: (Horse2)
1. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
2. “If you think your load is heavy, remember that a plow is pulled by cows.” – Amish Proverb
3. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
4. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
5. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown
6. “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” – Joshua J. Marine

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Apr. 6th, 2026 08:07 pm
pattrose: (Reacher2)
6. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
7. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” – Ziad K. Abdelnour
8. “Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
9. “Life is like a book. Some chapters are sad, some are happy, and some are exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.” – Unknown
10. “Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” – Unknown

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Apr. 4th, 2026 02:34 pm
pattrose: The Series (Dark Winds)
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1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
2. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
3. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
4. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
5. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer

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