Quotes

May. 17th, 2026 12:32 am
pattrose: (Elsbeth1)
Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” – David Frost
“90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” – Unknown
“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.” – Unknown
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse

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May. 10th, 2026 02:13 am
pattrose: Sun (Default)
56. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
57. “Old age comes at a bad time.” – San Banducci
58. “You don’t get old. You get better.” – Shirley Bassey
59. “Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” – Helen Hayes
60. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney
“Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” – David Frost

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May. 7th, 2026 06:28 pm
pattrose: Tarlan made this. (01 BLair Jim)
50. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
51. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to you!” – Unknown
52. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
53. “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
54. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
55. “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” – Jennifer Yane

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May. 3rd, 2026 10:29 pm
pattrose: Sun (Default)
41. Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
42. “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
43. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
44. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
45. “Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx
46. “Love is like a tornado; it picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.” – Unknown
47. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” – Woody Allen
48. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
49. “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham

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Apr. 28th, 2026 12:11 am
pattrose: (Grumpy Cat1)
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1. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
2. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
3. “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb
4. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
5. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

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Apr. 25th, 2026 11:18 pm
pattrose: Tarlan. (Gay pride 2)
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1. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep pressing the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown
2. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell
3. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown
4. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
5. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
6. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

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Apr. 18th, 2026 08:24 pm
pattrose: Sun (Default)
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1. “A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.” – Mark Twain
2. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome
3. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen
4. “The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
5. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep pressing the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown

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Apr. 17th, 2026 12:28 am
pattrose: (Found)
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The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

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Apr. 14th, 2026 12:01 am
pattrose: (Good Omens1)
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I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We laughed and laughed. Anyway, I start at Apple next week.” – Unknown

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Apr. 11th, 2026 09:17 pm
pattrose: (Horse2)
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1. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” – Henry Ford
2. “You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.” – Unknown
3. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
4. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown
5. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen

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Apr. 8th, 2026 12:10 am
pattrose: (Horse2)
1. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
2. “If you think your load is heavy, remember that a plow is pulled by cows.” – Amish Proverb
3. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
4. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
5. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown
6. “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” – Joshua J. Marine

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Apr. 6th, 2026 08:07 pm
pattrose: (Reacher2)
6. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
7. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” – Ziad K. Abdelnour
8. “Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
9. “Life is like a book. Some chapters are sad, some are happy, and some are exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.” – Unknown
10. “Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” – Unknown

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Apr. 4th, 2026 02:34 pm
pattrose: The Series (Dark Winds)
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1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
2. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
3. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
4. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
5. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer

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