Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” – David Frost
“90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” – Unknown
“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.” – Unknown
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse
“90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” – Unknown
“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.” – Unknown
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse