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pattroseQuotes
1. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep pressing the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown
2. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell
3. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown
4. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
5. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
6. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown
1. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep pressing the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown
2. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell
3. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown
4. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
5. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
6. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown
