Meme

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I'm filling this up at:
my tv room
Last place I went to:
The hospital
Favorite place in your house:
My recliner
Last place I cried at:
I don't cry
Last place I laughed at:
Today when I watched a comedian in my tv room.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Greece and Istanbul
What was your favorite thing about the place? How nice people were in Istanbul.
What was your least favorite thing about that place? Didn't have any least.
What's your favorite place in your city? Botanical Gardens, the butterfly enclosure.

What do you like about that place? The butterfly enclosure.

May question meme

1. Have you ever contributed to something being crowdfunded? Was there an incentive to do so?

I have not.

2. Have you heard of the ‘Language of Flowers’, published in 1884? Victorian Britain and America were caught up in the concept in the 19th Century. Do you know the secret meaning of any flowers?

I sure don't.

3. Have you ever traced any of your family tree?

Yes, I got quite far with my fathers family. Very interesting stuff.

4. Today is a holiday in many countries, either to celebrate Labour Day or May Day. If you have a day off today, what are your plans?

When I was young we would deliver a may basket for all our favorite neighbors. They were filled with peanuts and mints. I probably did that until I was 10.

Jokes

* What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
* What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
* How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
* What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.
* How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
* Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.

Quotes

41. Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
42. “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
43. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
44. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
45. “Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx
46. “Love is like a tornado; it picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.” – Unknown
47. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” – Woody Allen
48. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
49. “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham