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* Why did the snail paint a giant S on his car? So when he drove by, people could say: “Look at that S car go!”
* What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory.
* Why can't you make a dinosaur omelet? Because they're egg-stinct.
* How many goats does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you have to goat them into it.
* Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? It's just nuts.
* When does a hippo have a tusk? After some rhino-plasty.
* Why did the snail paint a giant S on his car? So when he drove by, people could say: “Look at that S car go!”
* What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory.
* Why can't you make a dinosaur omelet? Because they're egg-stinct.
* How many goats does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you have to goat them into it.
* Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? It's just nuts.
* When does a hippo have a tusk? After some rhino-plasty.
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Date: 2026-04-28 06:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2026-04-28 07:31 pm (UTC)