May question meme

7. Do you take your phone everywhere, or sometimes leave it at home and not worry about it?

I don't leave it at home, but I don't take it from room to room, with me, either. I figured someone can always leave a message.


8. Henry Dunant was born today in 1828 – he was the co-founder of the Red Cross. Have you ever learned first aid? Could you resuscitate someone?

I took a course in first aid about ten times for my work. I've never used it. But I know it if duty calls. We also donate to the red cross.

Quotes

50. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
51. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to you!” – Unknown
52. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
53. “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
54. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
55. “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” – Jennifer Yane

Jokes

* A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
* How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
* What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
* Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
* A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
* How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
* I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
* What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
* What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
* Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water.
* What do call a criminal landing an airplane? Condescending.
* Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
* Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
* What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.
* Did you hear about the fragile myth? It was busted.
* I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they're standing too.
* Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
* What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
* Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.

Question

Do you think aliens really exist?

I do believe they exist and are no doubt laughing at the United States. They wouldn't want anything to do with us.

Crunchy Questions

Have you ever felt culture shock in your own country?

Yes during Trump years and now it's here again. I don't even know what to say about them. Trumpets, I mean.

People keep saying they hate it when trump falls asleep during meeting. I on the other am always disappointed that he wakes up. (saw this on a meme and had to use it)

90 discussion questions

57. Name one song that means a lot to you. What does it remind you of? What does it mean to you? Why is it important to you?

The song is called Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum. It's a wonderful song about when you die and where you go. Both hubby and I chose this for our goodbye music. I didn't want anything depressing. Everyone will smile when they hear it.