Jokes

[pattrose]

You know what they say about a clean desk? It’s a sign of cluttered drawers.

Why did you leave your last job? The company relocated and didn’t tell me where.

Getting a job at a paperless office is great until you have to go to the bathroom.

I couldn’t work today because of an eye issue. I can’t see myself working here anymore.

I’m famous for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work twice as hard when I’m on the team.

Comments

[spiralicious]

These gave me a good chuckle.