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pattrose Employee: Can I have two weeks off at Christmas? Boss: It’s May. Employee: Sorry. May I have two weeks off at Christmas?
· My coworker has never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise.
· Why do I drink coffee at work? I like to do dumb things faster and with more energy.
· Why did the marketer dump her boyfriend? Lack of engagement.
· I was a dentist for a time, but making myself get to work was like pulling teeth.
· My coworker has never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise.
· Why do I drink coffee at work? I like to do dumb things faster and with more energy.
· Why did the marketer dump her boyfriend? Lack of engagement.
· I was a dentist for a time, but making myself get to work was like pulling teeth.
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Date: 2026-06-08 09:54 am (UTC)