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pattroseJokes
* Why do ghosts like to take the elevator? It lifts their spirits.
* What do you call a patronizing bear? A pan-duh.
* Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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* Why didn't the skeleton ever go on dates? He didn't have the guts to ask anyone.
* Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
* Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a bit of a pain in the neck.
* Why do ghosts like to take the elevator? It lifts their spirits.
* What do you call a patronizing bear? A pan-duh.
* Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
*
* Why didn't the skeleton ever go on dates? He didn't have the guts to ask anyone.
* Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
* Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a bit of a pain in the neck.
