Jokes

Apr. 6th, 2026 08:16 pm
pattrose: Elephant (Default)
[personal profile] pattrose
Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate.

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Date: 2026-04-07 09:26 am (UTC)
galadhir: a blue octopus sits in a golden armchair reading a black backed novel (Default)
From: [personal profile] galadhir

Oh I like these! I do love a good pun :)

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