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* Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
* What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The space bar.
* Did you hear about the people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
* Why is it hard to eat near basketball players? They dribble all the time.
* Did you hear about the actor falling through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
* Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
* What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The space bar.
* Did you hear about the people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
* Why is it hard to eat near basketball players? They dribble all the time.
* Did you hear about the actor falling through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
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