Jokes

Apr. 2nd, 2026 12:15 am
pattrose: (Puppy color)
[personal profile] pattrose
Jokes

* This is my step-ladder… I never knew my real ladder.
* I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why.
* I was going to take a bath… But then decided I was going to leave it where it was.
* A bossy man walked into a bar… And ordered everyone a round.

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Date: 2026-04-02 07:19 am (UTC)
lucy_roman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
Oh I like those. Now I just need my husband to wake up so I can tell them to him.

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Date: 2026-04-02 07:44 am (UTC)
lucy_roman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
It's okay, he hates everyone!

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Date: 2026-04-03 06:50 am (UTC)
lucy_roman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
I'll ask him to make an exception.

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Date: 2026-04-02 01:05 pm (UTC)
tinnean: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tinnean
Excellent punch, Patt! I think I'd like to use the first one in a story. :-)

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Date: 2026-04-11 09:55 pm (UTC)
spiralicious: Cereal Killer Mask (Default)
From: [personal profile] spiralicious
These may be my favorites so far.

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