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* What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
* Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
* What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"
* How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
* Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
* What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
* Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
* What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"
* How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
* Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
