Jokes

Apr. 13th, 2026 12:36 am
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Jokes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the 9

You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”. On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.

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