Jokes

[pattrose]

* The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
* Why did the egg have a day off? Because it was Fryday.
* Have you ever heard about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
* Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.
* Why do quarterbacks tell obvious jokes? So they don't go over their receivers' heads.
* What is the best present? Broken drums! You can't beat them.
* Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at dawn? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

Comments

[galadhir]

I love the long setup of that first one. It makes the punchline so much more surprising :)

[huxleyenne]

Why do quarterbacks tell obvious jokes? So they don't go over their receivers' heads.

LOL, writing this one down. I miss football season. This joke's gonna be a hit at work when the time's just right.