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* Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
* Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
* Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!
* Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
* How much do rainbows weigh? Not much. They’re actually pretty light.
* Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
* Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
* Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!
* Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
* How much do rainbows weigh? Not much. They’re actually pretty light.
