Jokes

Apr. 4th, 2026 02:33 pm
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Animal testing is a terrible idea because they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

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