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Steven Wright Fun

1. If a word in the dictionary was misspelled how would we know?
2. I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
3. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
4. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
5. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
6. I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving.
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