Jokes Im a little early.

* What's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Their seasoning.
* What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
* What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
* What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
* What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
* What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short.
* What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
* Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

90 discussion questions

What’s your preference: to be buried or cremated?

Cremated. We have our plans made and paid for. We like being prepared. We took care of it 20 years ago.

60. Do mermaids have live babies or lay eggs?

I have no idea. I would think it would be a live baby. What do you think?

61. What’s the most creative insult you can think of?

Honestly? I don't go out of my way to insult people, so I don't have one handy.

Crunchy questions

If you're in fandom, do you prefer focusing on fanworks, meta, or a helping of both?

I enjoy both. I like any fanwork, and meta is always interesting. Although, honestly, I might prefer fanworks. I love reading new stories and seeing new artwork, vids, or anything else. How about you?

June Questions Half a day early

JUNE
1. Is anything (minor or major) irritating you at the moment?

I have my mind on other things right now, but I'm not irritated with anyone or anything. Oh, wait a moment. In the community Fandom Empire on Dreamwidth, it isn't working for us. I was all set for my challenge. Oh, well. Life goes on.