Jokes Im a little early.
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pattrose* What's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Their seasoning.
* What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
* What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
* What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
* What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
* What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short.
* What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
* Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
* What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
* What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
* What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
* What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
* What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short.
* What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
* Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
