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pattroseThere are lots of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, none of them work.
My boss said, “Have a good day!” So, I went home.
To err is human; to blame others shows management potential.
Why did the guy get fired from the calendar company? He took a day off.
You know what they say about a clean desk? It’s a sign of cluttered drawers.
Why did you leave your last job? The company relocated and didn’t tell me where.
Getting a job at a paperless office is great until you have to go to the bathroom.
My boss said, “Have a good day!” So, I went home.
To err is human; to blame others shows management potential.
Why did the guy get fired from the calendar company? He took a day off.
You know what they say about a clean desk? It’s a sign of cluttered drawers.
Why did you leave your last job? The company relocated and didn’t tell me where.
Getting a job at a paperless office is great until you have to go to the bathroom.
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Date: 2026-06-15 08:20 am (UTC)