Jokes

Jun. 12th, 2026 09:18 pm
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·  My resume is a list of things I hope I never have to do again.
 
·  I was raised as an only child. It was very frustrating for my older sister.
·  When a kid burned down his house, his father watched, put an arm around his wife, and said, “That’s arson.”
·  We treat our father like a god. We ignore him until we need something.
·  I childproofed the house, but they still got in.
·  I’d love to have kids one day. But that’s about as long as I can handle them.

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Date: 2026-06-13 08:13 am (UTC)
lucy_roman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
Yay, jokes that made the husband laugh!

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Date: 2026-06-13 12:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] author_by_night
Very good!

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