· My resume is a list of things I hope I never have to do again.
· I was raised as an only child. It was very frustrating for my older sister.
· When a kid burned down his house, his father watched, put an arm around his wife, and said, “That’s arson.”
· We treat our father like a god. We ignore him until we need something.
· I childproofed the house, but they still got in.
· I’d love to have kids one day. But that’s about as long as I can handle them.
· I was raised as an only child. It was very frustrating for my older sister.
· When a kid burned down his house, his father watched, put an arm around his wife, and said, “That’s arson.”
· We treat our father like a god. We ignore him until we need something.
· I childproofed the house, but they still got in.
· I’d love to have kids one day. But that’s about as long as I can handle them.
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Date: 2026-06-13 08:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2026-06-13 12:08 pm (UTC)