Steven Wright fun
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1. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
2. I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving.
3. The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter.
4. My grandmother is also insane, she’s got pierced hearing aids.
5. My brother was a clown for the Ringling Brothers Circus and when he died all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
6. I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping
1. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
2. I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving.
3. The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter.
4. My grandmother is also insane, she’s got pierced hearing aids.
5. My brother was a clown for the Ringling Brothers Circus and when he died all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
6. I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping
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