Jokes

Mar. 16th, 2026 12:27 am
pattrose: (Iron man 4)
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Jokes. Maybe there will be one you read that makes you smile.

* How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.
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* What do solicitors wear to work? Lawsuits.
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* Why did the bullet lose its job? It got fired.
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* Why can’t a toe be 12 inches long? Then it’d be a foot.
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* Want to hear a joke about a roof? The first one’s on the house.

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