Jokes

Mar. 30th, 2026 12:17 am
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Jokes

* What did the dentist win at the competition? A little plaque.
* What do you call a skeleton with only a head? A nobody.
* What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's very heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.


This last one made me LOL.

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Date: 2026-03-30 12:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
That last one!

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Date: 2026-03-31 08:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
I read it to my husband, he was unimpressed.

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Date: 2026-04-01 01:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
I will!

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Date: 2026-03-31 02:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] starandrea
I love all of the jokes you share. All of them. They are a delight, and so are you. Thank you!!

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