Jokes

Mar. 27th, 2026 12:01 am
pattrose: (JimblairCool)
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Jokes

* What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
* How do you stop an astronaut’s toddler from crying? You rocket.
* What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
* Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's point-less.

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Date: 2026-03-27 01:36 pm (UTC)
lucy_roman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lucy_roman
Great jokes, thanks.

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