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* What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
* How do you stop an astronaut’s toddler from crying? You rocket.
* What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
* Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's point-less.
* What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
* How do you stop an astronaut’s toddler from crying? You rocket.
* What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
* Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's point-less.
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