Jokes

Mar. 26th, 2026 12:59 am
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Jokes

* Where do horses live? In neighhhhhbourhoods.
* What do you call a goat who paints pictures? Vincent Van Goat!
* Why are mice afraid of swimming? Catfish!
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* What do you call a singer with a laptop on her head? A-Dell.
* When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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* What do toilets do when they're embarrassed? They get a bit flush.
* How do you organize a space-themed party? You planet.

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