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pattrose* What's the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
* Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
* I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable.
* I made song about tortilla once, now it's more like a wrap.
* Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.
* I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist.
* I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought 2.
* I used to be afraid of speed bumps, but I'm trying to get over it.
* Corduroy pillows are in styl
* Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
* I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable.
* I made song about tortilla once, now it's more like a wrap.
* Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.
* I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist.
* I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought 2.
* I used to be afraid of speed bumps, but I'm trying to get over it.
* Corduroy pillows are in styl
