For some reason, this made me laugh. LOL
Jan. 17th, 2010 10:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pattroseBlair was at a fancy restaurant one day with Jim. It's their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. Jim goes to the restroom and while he is away, Blair spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker. He decides to pop over and approache the guy.
"Excuse me," says Blair, "but you half look like Bob Barker. I don't suppose..."
"Well," interrupts Bob, "actually, I am Bob Barker."
Blair is almost speechless, (almost), but does continue, "Look Bob, I think you're great. I've watched all your shows and blah, blah, blah, etc... could you do me a favor?"
"What ever you want," says Bob.
"Well, you see I'm at another table with my friend Jim and it would really impress him if you would just come up to me and say, 'Hello Blair'."
"Sure, no problem." says Bob.
Blair rushes back to his table and Jim returns. A few moments later, over pops Bob to their table and goes up to Blair.
"Hi Blair, how you doing?" says Bob. Blair looks up and says, "Oh, piss off, Bob, can't you see I'm busy?".
"Excuse me," says Blair, "but you half look like Bob Barker. I don't suppose..."
"Well," interrupts Bob, "actually, I am Bob Barker."
Blair is almost speechless, (almost), but does continue, "Look Bob, I think you're great. I've watched all your shows and blah, blah, blah, etc... could you do me a favor?"
"What ever you want," says Bob.
"Well, you see I'm at another table with my friend Jim and it would really impress him if you would just come up to me and say, 'Hello Blair'."
"Sure, no problem." says Bob.
Blair rushes back to his table and Jim returns. A few moments later, over pops Bob to their table and goes up to Blair.
"Hi Blair, how you doing?" says Bob. Blair looks up and says, "Oh, piss off, Bob, can't you see I'm busy?".