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pattroseWhy did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the crab refuse to donate to charity?
He’s shellfish.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do bees do if they need a ride?
They wait at the buzz stop.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
To get to the other slide.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the crab refuse to donate to charity?
He’s shellfish.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do bees do if they need a ride?
They wait at the buzz stop.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
