Steven Wright fun
Apr. 13th, 2026 12:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pattroseSteven Wright Fun
1. My grandmother is also insane, she’s got pierced hearing aids.
2. My brother was a clown for the Ringling Brothers Circus and when he died all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
3. I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping.
4. If I ever had twins, I would use one for parts.
5. I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
6. I was arrested for lip-syncing Karaoke.
7. Every morning I get up and make instant coffee so I’ll have enough energy to make the regular coffee.
8. I woke up and was folding my bed back into a couch and I almost broke both my arms because it’s not one of those beds.
This is the last of Steven Wrights quotes. I'm sad about that.
1. My grandmother is also insane, she’s got pierced hearing aids.
2. My brother was a clown for the Ringling Brothers Circus and when he died all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
3. I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping.
4. If I ever had twins, I would use one for parts.
5. I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
6. I was arrested for lip-syncing Karaoke.
7. Every morning I get up and make instant coffee so I’ll have enough energy to make the regular coffee.
8. I woke up and was folding my bed back into a couch and I almost broke both my arms because it’s not one of those beds.
This is the last of Steven Wrights quotes. I'm sad about that.
