Steven Wright Fun
Apr. 4th, 2026 02:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pattroseSteven Wright fun
1. I saw a bank that said, “24-hour banking” but I don’t have that much time.
2. I had to stop driving my car for a while, because the tires got dizzy.
3. I invented the cordless extension cord.
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. I look like a casual laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.
1. I saw a bank that said, “24-hour banking” but I don’t have that much time.
2. I had to stop driving my car for a while, because the tires got dizzy.
3. I invented the cordless extension cord.
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. I look like a casual laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.
