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pattroseJokes
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* What does a house wear? Address!
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* What did one wall say to the other? "I' meet you at the corner."
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* Why is grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.
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* What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
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* Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food.
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* What does a house wear? Address!
*
* What did one wall say to the other? "I' meet you at the corner."
*
* Why is grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.
*
* What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
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* Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food.
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Date: 2026-03-17 08:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2026-03-17 11:00 am (UTC)