Smile jokes

[pattrose]

Smile
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* Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand shops.


These jokes are so dumb, but it made me smile.

Comments

[lucy_roman]

I must remember that one. I'm very bad at jokes.

[pattrose]

I like these cuz they're easy to remember.

[tinnean]

I love it, Patt. It made me smile too!

[merricatb]

I had to share that one with my sister. She's the queen of bad puns and she loved it. :)

[kitarella_imagines]

Why are pirates called pirates?

Answer:

Because they arrrrrrre.

This meta joke always makes me laugh:

There were 2 sausages in a frying pan.
One sausage says to the other, "damn it's hot in here!" The other sausage says, "oh my god, a talking sausage."