Funny Quotes from Jim and Blair. :)

[pattrose]

Blair: Hey Jim, you wanna leave someone totally speechless in the bullpen today?

Jim: Why not? I'm up for it.

Blair: Well, that would leave them speechless all right.

Jim: What?

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Jim: Are you aware of the fact that you were singing Stand By Your Man, in the bullpen today?

Blair: And the point is?

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Blair: When you turn your back on me, I actually consider it an opportunity.

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Blair: If Jim says something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes me sad or angry, he'll say he meant it the other way.

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Hey Jim, wanna hear a cute song?
"He is the man with the biggest plonker in the world
(Dingle-dangle strap it to your ankle)
He keeps it in his trousers tightly curled
(Dingle-dangle strap it to your ankle)"

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Simon: Is everyone packing heat?
Jim: Blair isn't, you know that. Well not that kind of heat.
Simon: Will he be all right then, and don't even start with the gay jokes.
Jim: Oh yeah, he always packages his meat,
when he enters my heat.
Simon: That's way more than I wanted to hear, Ellison. Now shut up.

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Ain't it cool?

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Blair: Sentinel of the great city, my ass.
Jim: Blair, how many times have I told you, you're important too.
Blair: Where would you be without me, Mr. Zone?
Jim: Well I don't do that much anymore.
Blair: And your point would be?
Jim: Fine. You're Guide of the Great City.
Blair: Now say that three times and then you have to call Simon and tell him too.

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Blair: What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a quick fuck??
Jim: No.
Blair: You don't like pizza??
Jim: No, I don't like quick.

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Blair: Let's go to our place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

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Jim: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
Blair: Both of them.

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Jim: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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Jim: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

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Jim: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

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Blair: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

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Comments

[scherwood]

*dies from laughter*
These were soooo good~~ *g*

[pattrose.livejournal.com]

I found them on one of my old pages in the wayback machine. LOL They all had pictures at one time, but the wayback machine doesn't save many pictures. :) I'm so glad y ou enjoyed them. Thank you for stopping by.
Hugs, Patt