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* A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
* Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!
* What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? A spokesperson
* What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery
* What's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Their seasoning.
* A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
* Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!
* What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? A spokesperson
* What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery
* What's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Their seasoning.
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Date: 2026-04-17 08:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
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