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pattroseJokes
* What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
* What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.
* What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.
* Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen? Because pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?
* What does one eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells.
* What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
* What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.
* What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.
* Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen? Because pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?
* What does one eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells.
