Jokes

Mar. 28th, 2026 12:17 am
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Jokes

* What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
* Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's point-less.
* What did the policeman say to his nipple? You're under a vest.
* Why couldn’t the sailor learn the alphabet? He kept getting lost at C.
* Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball.
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