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* What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
* What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
* How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
* Which month of the year has 28 days? Um, all of them.
* Why was the broom late to work? It overswept.
* What does a pig use in the shower? Hog wash
* What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
* What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
* How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
* Which month of the year has 28 days? Um, all of them.
* Why was the broom late to work? It overswept.
* What does a pig use in the shower? Hog wash
