Jokes

Mar. 19th, 2026 12:10 am
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Jokes.

* What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
* What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
* Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
* How do you follow a book? You track their footnotes.
* Why are astronauts so clean? They take meteor showers.

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