Some fun one liners

[pattrose]

Blair: If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Simon: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Brown to Rafe: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Connor: The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Joel: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Jim at a party: There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Simon: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Blair: Don't take life too seriously; you don't get out alive.
Rafe: Cover your stump before you hump
Blair: Dude We Totally Forgot Our Slogan!
American Medical Research On Marijuana

Comments

[scherwood]

This one's the best: Simon: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Totally cracked me up!

[pattrose.livejournal.com]

I liked that one too. Thanks for stopping by. :)
Hugs, Patt