Jokes

Mar. 25th, 2026 12:31 am
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Jokes

* Why did the bee get married? Because she found her honey.
* Why can’t the leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
* What kind of jacket does an octopus wear? An army jacket.
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* What sort of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
* I was told I needed to stop acting like a flamingo... So I put my foot down.
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