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pattroseJokes
* What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts.
* Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing.
* Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll.
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* What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
* Where do cows go on Friday nights? The mooovies.
* How do you make a baby snake cry? Take away its rattle.
* What do you call a chicken that makes jokes? A comedihen.
* What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts.
* Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing.
* Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll.
*
* What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
* Where do cows go on Friday nights? The mooovies.
* How do you make a baby snake cry? Take away its rattle.
* What do you call a chicken that makes jokes? A comedihen.
