Jokes. The last one made me laugh
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pattroseJokes
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* Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing? A meatball.
* How do trees get online? They just log on!
* How do billboards talk? Sign language.
* What’s America’s favorite soda? Mini soda.
* Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
* How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Caesars.
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* Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing? A meatball.
* How do trees get online? They just log on!
* How do billboards talk? Sign language.
* What’s America’s favorite soda? Mini soda.
* Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
* How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Caesars.
