Weird Dreams
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pattroseTitle: Weird Dreams
Author: Patt
Email: PattRose1@aol.com
Summary: Blair is having very strange dreams.
Prompt # 066 Borneo
Rating: FRAO
Word Count: 210
Beta: None
Weird Dreams
By Patt
“Good morning Jim. Want to hear about my weird dream?”
“Sure, Chief.”
“I dreamed I was in Borneo, having a wonderful time and you came looking for me. You told me that I had five minutes to get on the plane and get the bathroom cleaned up. Then you shoved me.”
“What do you think that means, Chief?”
“That you’re too anal is what it means, man.”
“I would never follow you to Borneo and tell you that you had to come home and clean the bathroom. And I would never shove you, dream or no.”
“That’s what I thought too, so I figured it just meant I was making you clean the bathroom too much and it was bothering me.”
“You mean you’re going to do it without me begging?” A laughing Jim was walking away from Blair.
“Yup, I’m on my way in now. Sorry about leaving the big mess.” Blair walked into the bathroom and closed the door.
Jim looked around and said to no one in particular, “There is a god and he’s helping me out.”
The end.
Author: Patt
Email: PattRose1@aol.com
Summary: Blair is having very strange dreams.
Prompt # 066 Borneo
Rating: FRAO
Word Count: 210
Beta: None
Weird Dreams
By Patt
“Good morning Jim. Want to hear about my weird dream?”
“Sure, Chief.”
“I dreamed I was in Borneo, having a wonderful time and you came looking for me. You told me that I had five minutes to get on the plane and get the bathroom cleaned up. Then you shoved me.”
“What do you think that means, Chief?”
“That you’re too anal is what it means, man.”
“I would never follow you to Borneo and tell you that you had to come home and clean the bathroom. And I would never shove you, dream or no.”
“That’s what I thought too, so I figured it just meant I was making you clean the bathroom too much and it was bothering me.”
“You mean you’re going to do it without me begging?” A laughing Jim was walking away from Blair.
“Yup, I’m on my way in now. Sorry about leaving the big mess.” Blair walked into the bathroom and closed the door.
Jim looked around and said to no one in particular, “There is a god and he’s helping me out.”
The end.