pattrose: (11. Smiley Sun)
Blair: If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Simon: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Brown to Rafe: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Connor: The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Joel: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Jim at a party: There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Simon: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Blair: Don't take life too seriously; you don't get out alive.
Rafe: Cover your stump before you hump
Blair: Dude We Totally Forgot Our Slogan!
American Medical Research On Marijuana
pattrose: (Blair-alyjude)
The Mighty Fine Prick 4: The Word For Today Is Sex
by PattRose
Warning: Silly and crazy poetry. Try rhyming with only one word.
Sex )
pattrose: (Blair by Amy)
The Mighty Fine Prick 3: I'm In An Abyss
by PattRose

Abyss )
pattrose: (Jim 1 by Amy)
The Mighty Fine Prick 2: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
by PattRose
Warning: Another wonderful piece of poetry that will no doubt make you either laugh or throw up.
Buck, buck, buck )
pattrose: (jbicon2)
The Mighty Fine Prick
by PattRose
Warnings: Poetry all ending with the same sound. This is harder then it seems. LOL
Silly alert!!!!!!
Prick )
pattrose: (jbicon1)
Ten Things I Hate and Love About Jim Ellison
by PattRose
Warning: Silly and bad poetry.

Ten Things )
pattrose: (Jim and Blair)
Ten Things I Hate and Love About Blair Sandburg
by PattRose

Warning: Silly, bad poetry. :)

Love and Hate )
pattrose: (banter_by Aerianya)
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
We have no lawn, but Jim is great at taking care of the cars. She's right, damn it anyhow.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. This isn't true, Jim goes with almost everything in the house, he's old too.

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. Or a very surprised Guide.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! Now that's just not nice. But it is funny. Jim wouldn't think so, though.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? I always think this when Jim has court. I can count on one hand how many times I've worn a tie. One hand, I tell ya.


Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. Again, this is mean. It might be true, but it's mean.


I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied Jim up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. He was not the keeper of the remote. Although it was hard to watch things with his constant whining and complaining. Geeze.

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